30.4.03

Bush Humour

Some humorous comments that I have overheard in the last month include comments relating to corporate fraud in America.

· In relation to the WorldCom accounting scandal, “ I wonder how it feels to one day be the CEO of the worlds largest telephone company and the next day to only being allowed one phone call!”

· In relation to Dubbya’s stance on congressional laws against corporate fraud, “ From now on whenever you buy a senator you will have to get a receipt.”
“Dick Cheney the Vice President has said in a recent speech to congress that he will do what ever it takes to fight corporate crime in America and to prove the point he finished the speech by punching himself in the head.”

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